tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post6101309175988715217..comments2023-10-30T06:46:11.502-05:00Comments on noodleroux: In which I break the baby.Becky Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08351322716749475996noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-34897877101034732682016-04-12T10:03:19.359-05:002016-04-12T10:03:19.359-05:00I love you guys.
I totally get the "bad bab...I love you guys. <br /><br />I totally get the "bad baby behavior reflects on me as a parent" thing. But what I'm experiencing is more like BentNotBroken's grandma flying across the room to claim her rightful place as The Baby Soother. It's complicated - everybody wants to be needed and to have their special touch with the baby. Except some of us don't really want to touch the baby? I just don't know.<br /><br />Colleen, I here you on the high-mileage car. Mine only has 138K on it, and while there has been some new-car talk, I kinda want to see how long I can drive it. I'm guessing the correct answer is "forever." Because Honda.Becky Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08351322716749475996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-53625956708007997892016-04-11T14:40:13.748-05:002016-04-11T14:40:13.748-05:00We're DINKs too, but I look at Take the baby i...We're DINKs too, but I look at Take the baby in a more positive light. Please take your baby. I didn't ask to hold it and I probably don't want to hold it. I'm sure your baby is beautiful and freaking awesome, but I'd rather hold your puppy. <br />My '05 Nissan has 200,000 miles now and I'm secretly hoping to make it to 300,000. Yes, I set my goals high. :) <br />Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06280081911819968809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-74528201243621105762016-04-11T10:50:40.735-05:002016-04-11T10:50:40.735-05:00People with kids are so annoying, and I have kids....People with kids are so annoying, and I have kids. <br />It is touchy because they are probably trying to be all LOOK BABIES! THEY DON'T BITE! WAIT, THEY ACTUALLY DO. NEVER FUCKING MIND. AREN'T YOU SO GLAD YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE?<br />When I am at a function with friends who don't have kids, I wait for cues.<br />If they show interest, I would pass the baby.<br />If not, I pass the salsa.<br />But I find that my friends who don't have children are some of the best baby soothers out there. <br />Better than most of the parents I know.<br />Kari https://www.blogger.com/profile/02492014448139890827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-87287594239844091232016-04-11T00:47:15.163-05:002016-04-11T00:47:15.163-05:00I agree with Green Girl's rescue M.O. I didn&...I agree with Green Girl's rescue M.O. I didn't want to make others hold the fussy kid and never considered that it would make the person holding the kid feel badly. (The fussing is almost always louder to the mom who thinks it reflects upon her own parenting skills, so there's that.)<br /><br />Last I checked, the 2003 Honda was sitting in our garage next to the 2006 Kia...Karen (formerly kcinnova)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08965093440928340819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-62642167288398260182016-04-08T19:59:08.546-05:002016-04-08T19:59:08.546-05:00I always would grab my fussy offspring from people...I always would grab my fussy offspring from people mainly because I didn't want them to be bothered by the screaming. It wasn't that I didn't trust the holder of the baby, it was more that I never thought it fair to inflict the discomfort of a screaming baby on them. Just for what that's worth.<br />So DINKs don't have nicer stuff? That makes me feel a little better right now... I have this DINK fantasy sometimes where D and I have season theater tickets and better wardrobes and no dinged up drywall or stained carpet...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-58545479455449626552016-04-08T07:24:41.090-05:002016-04-08T07:24:41.090-05:00As I read this, I kept hearing "You gotta see...As I read this, I kept hearing "You gotta see the baby" from that Seinfeld episode. <br /><br />Also, you can leave your dachshund home alone in a cage and no one minds. And eventually, babies become teenagers. I bet your dachshund's mouthy teen phase is much easier to deal with there too.Beckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13879162672311458964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-84293318508094819822016-04-07T20:16:44.486-05:002016-04-07T20:16:44.486-05:00Ohmygosh. This!
From February 2015 to February...Ohmygosh. This! <br /><br />From February 2015 to February 2016, all three of my sisters had babies. When I met one of them (I forget which one), she started fussing. Three seconds later, my grandma moved across the room faster than she's moved in at least a decade, and said to me "give her to me. I know what I'm doing." I am seldom at a loss for words, but I was this time.<br /><br />Seriously though, babies aren't rocket science. BentNotBrokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10151724076659555122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-71542555932876078452016-04-07T18:59:37.118-05:002016-04-07T18:59:37.118-05:00Oh, this. It is so awkward!! I don't typically...Oh, this. It is so awkward!! I don't typically want to hold people's babies. But they just assume you do and then to say no is so rude. But I'm just not a baby person. So then I sit there, wondering how ling i need to hold the baby to be polite. And because I spent a good solid decade with the awkward give and take before having my own, I tried so hard not to force my own babies on anyone. But you know how that turned out? Awkward. Just a different kind of awkward. Sighhhhhhh. Babies, man, they make everything so weird!Mary @ Giving Up On Perfecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12879039457971511498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-21488405036474944472016-04-07T18:59:32.442-05:002016-04-07T18:59:32.442-05:00Oh, this. It is so awkward!! I don't typically...Oh, this. It is so awkward!! I don't typically want to hold people's babies. But they just assume you do and then to say no is so rude. But I'm just not a baby person. So then I sit there, wondering how ling i need to hold the baby to be polite. And because I spent a good solid decade with the awkward give and take before having my own, I tried so hard not to force my own babies on anyone. But you know how that turned out? Awkward. Just a different kind of awkward. Sighhhhhhh. Babies, man, they make everything so weird!Mary @ Giving Up On Perfecthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12879039457971511498noreply@blogger.com