tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post727529512275762463..comments2023-10-30T06:46:11.502-05:00Comments on noodleroux: Truth in advertising.Becky Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08351322716749475996noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-30111559584992477502009-05-09T18:11:00.000-05:002009-05-09T18:11:00.000-05:00Please let me re-emphasize that a marriage-for-gre...Please let me re-emphasize that a marriage-for-green-cards business is a no-go. I would have to turn you in and I'm not all that excited about visiting you in prison.<br /><br />Second, if you keep a "cluttery" house, then my house is a complete sh*thole. Honestly, you have the neatest house ever. It's alien-freaky-like-V in its non-cluttery-ness. I'm typing this on my laptop, which is on a coffee table, on which are also sitting a remote control, a citronella stick, my digital camera, a cell phone that hasn't had reception in eight months, an ink pen, a memory card reader, a photo disk from vacation, a sheet of printer paper with a random 919 number scrawled on it that I don't recognize, a wooden giraffe, a deck of cards and necklace I last wore about seven weeks ago. Clutter indeed.<br /><br />Anyway. Deodorant (really, anti-perspirant) is a must. Non-douchebaggery is a must. Dental hygiene is a must. Everything else is details.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05267136091474689729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-80137766497166440972009-05-09T11:58:00.000-05:002009-05-09T11:58:00.000-05:00still living vicariously through you -- due to my ...still living vicariously through you -- due to my 16 years of marriage and two human children. please save me nowMadgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14905740781186585499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-56366017204215243772009-05-09T09:10:00.000-05:002009-05-09T09:10:00.000-05:00Wearing deoderant and good hygene would be a deal ...Wearing deoderant and good hygene would be a deal breaker. Racist homophobe rednecks need not apply. Someone who KNOWS everything..what a bore. Shirts unbuttoned very low with huge gold chains...yuk.SCREAMING FOR CHOCOLATEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05421218160982656333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-67455404442137377382009-05-09T08:17:00.000-05:002009-05-09T08:17:00.000-05:00Oh my god, that profile is PERFECT! If that doesn...Oh my god, that profile is PERFECT! If that doesn't find Mr. Right, I don't know what will. <br /><br />Now, although I am happily in a long-term oh-my-god-is-he-ever-going-to-pop-the-damn-question-relationship, I have to weigh in on your dating questions.<br /><br />1. I have dated someone just because they were hot, and although it was very satisfying from an eye-candy perspective, the conversation was disappointing (read: GOD he was STUPID!) so I would have to say NO.<br />2. The only disability I would readily consider is blindness. Because then I could tell them that I was hot.<br />3. Deodorant is essential. Poor hygiene is absolutely a deal-breaker.<br />4. No, I would not date someone gay just to have a child, although my sister once tried to get me to marry her gay Peruvian neighbor.<br />5. Green card? See #4.<br />6. I absolutely will not share my Vicodin. Or in my case, Lortab. Don't even ask.<br />7. But HE has to share. Because manners are essential. <br />8. No clipping nails in bed. See #3.<br />9. I drink out of the milk carton, too. If he pretends that he doesn't see me doing it, I'll pretend I don't see him doing it, and we'll all live happily ever after.<br /><br />PS - I think datechacha.com is a GREAT idea!! Let's get to work on that! I'll put a banner in my sidebar!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-62539898069463741372009-05-09T08:15:00.000-05:002009-05-09T08:15:00.000-05:00Holy Crap, we are the same person. Ok, well I'm ol...Holy Crap, we are the same person. Ok, well I'm older, but other than that, I would have the exact same profile. <br /><br />Of course I would add great and creative sex in exchange for trash removal, dead animal removal and the magic car.itsjustmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09444211205683312967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-80393649493948236512009-05-09T01:13:00.000-05:002009-05-09T01:13:00.000-05:00I think you should just post that on any of the si...I think you should just post that on any of the sites and see what the hell happens!<br /><br />I never minded bald. Pretty bad though, when I dated a guy 1 week after his first hair transplant. From the front, ya couldn't tell. The back though had a 3 inch rectangle- also known as the "Donor site", that was now permanently bald out of kindness for his hairline. When ever the wind blew, the rectangle reared it's ugly head (ha, pun!). I just couldn't continue on. Especially when he would ask me to cover it up.<br /><br />Deodorant has to be used, as well as a toothbrush. Disabilities were ok so long as they didn't drool, and could still have sex. Gay/ child- no. Green card- I'll throw ya construction paper and a green crayon- no.<br /><br />Oh, and sex... you should word that to be "Only when I want to".LaDue & Crewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16379105459474039116noreply@blogger.com