Miss Oklahoma Kelly Ripa beat Miss Texas Beyonce . The End. P.S. Miss Mississippi? Umm , since when do you need a taped musical accompanime...

This was Cha Cha's Weekend of Rest and Relaxation. On one hand, it was wonderful. Friday, I got a massage and a full-body wrap. The wrap...

So, you know, I made my mom cry last week. Yup. I am The Worst Daughter Evah. On the drive home from The Christmas When My Mom Was Stoned Be...

The Geriatric Poodle can't be bothered with the snow and ice. He is doing me a gigantic favor each time he goes outside - every time, I ...

My book club is comprised of women with kids. Oh, and me and my friend Alice. Sometimes Alice and I hang out in the kitchen and drink our wi...

Today was Day o' Errands here at Noodleroux headquarters. Note to self: do whatever it takes - including selling a kidney - to avoid the...

I'm not much for new year's resolutions. I sort of want to borrow Ellen DeGeneres' resolution to not finish beauty school. My ne...