Today was BeneFest! at Corporate Behemoth. BeneFest! was an exciting opportunity for all employees of Corporate Behemoth to grab free shit, ...

Astute reader CB suggested that I think about my stressful work situations in terms of providing wiping tutorials. Yes. He suggests that I t...

I just spent a whirlwind weekend with Mr. Wonderful’s family at Disney World. I played human jungle gym for his niece and nephew. I o.d.ed o...

The intense mental preparation that went into my eight-minute meeting with Ex-Mrs. Wonderful evidently hooked up with my job stress. They ma...

So, I arrived at Mr. Wonderful’s home about 15 minutes before the Ex-Mrs. Wonderful (Ex-MW) was due to pick up their daughter. Mr. Wonderful...

You know it’s bad when Mr. Wonderful tries to find the bright side with a comment like, “Well, at least you’ll have lots to blog about.” Due...

No, that's not Photoshopped. Yes, he's really that big of a magical canine whore.