Let's talk about marital relations. Specifically, relating to your spouse in bed. Yes. I'm talking about relating to your spouse i...

You know how once you get really cold in your bones, it's nearly impossible to get warmed up? Yeah. And you're super-cold because ...

I'm compiling the index for an academic book right now. Yes, the life of a freelance writer/editor IS that exciting. The good news is ...

Hallmark doesn't make a card that says, "Congratulations on your hellacious urinary tract infection." But they should. Because...

So while I'm waiting to hear back from the emergency vet, let's have a little Thanksgiving recap, shall we? There was turkey. Ther...

Good thing about the emergency vet: The pop machine sells cold cans of A&W Root Beer for a mere 60 cents. Bad thing about the emergen...

I did something soooo dumb today. No, I didn't try meth. It was worse. Yes. I attempted to grocery shop a mere 2 days before Thanksg...