Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I tell myself stories. And sometimes, when I’m feeling completely uncreative, I’ll retell books or movies. ...

Oh, hey, pal! We went to elementary school together. You got in huge trouble for stealing your mom’s jewelry and giving it to your second-gr...

Valentine’s Day is coming up faster than you’d like to believe. Although I have a general distaste for Hallmark holidays, I’m gonna tell it ...

Our furnace died on Christmas Eve Eve. I didn't write about it at the time because I was having a full-blown mental breakdown: 1 half ...

My Celebrity Boyfriend Dave Grohl and his band Foo Fighters have a new album coming out this year. This means they will tour, which means t...

Did you stab anybody over Christmas? A few women did. One lady stabbed her fiancé during an argument over the color scheme for their weddi...

I had a horrible headache last night. It was the kind of headache where you collapse on the bed without taking off your boots. I laid ther...