The first thing I did was pour some wine and turn up the Earth, Wind & Fire. Of course, I'm talking about finding mouse poo in my ...

So, we're at the beach. This is the beach, yo. It's lovely. My Guy and I are having a combo celebration covering both our anniv...

Dear friends, I had no idea that getting your prom photos taken outside of the Iowa statehouse was a thing. But it totally makes sense. ...

I had to say good-bye to a dear friend. We'd been through a lot together. This is hard. See, when I got my first apartment, my grandma...

I saw the mouse poo in the silverware drawer and only had a moment to process that hey, there's shit on my utensils for the second time ...

My sweet - Last weekend is a perfect example of our marriage. Friday night, I was tired and cranky. I was totally your dream wife. Then,...

Like a lot of people, I have trouble accepting help. As kind of a bossypants control freak, it's sometimes nice that my kitchen is the s...