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Thursday, June 23, 2016

Products I considered buying instead of using my frequent flyer points for a hotel because I was on hold for 43 minutes.

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Huh! Lookit this! You can get Godiva chocolates with your points! And just dark chocolate - that's a nice touch. Classy-like. Thank ...
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Thursday, June 16, 2016

Why I should be your next elementary school commencement speaker.

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Now that I'm an ancient 41, I firmly believe that I know nothing. Also? I'm super excited to give advice. You might see a problem ...
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Thursday, June 9, 2016

Mouse Scourge, Part II: The Reckoning.

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Don't even try to tell me I shouldn't write B movies. Check out that title - clearly, I have the gift. So, I know you've been ...
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Thursday, June 2, 2016

In which I douse my home in blood.

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Remember that time that a mouse leapt out of my silverware drawer and up my leg ? Weren't those some good, good times? Well, after a s...
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Thursday, May 26, 2016

And who did you date in 1995?

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Today, I want to talk about college, friends, procuring formalwear under duress, and smoking. Last weekend, some folks from my sorority pl...
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Thursday, May 19, 2016

In which I turn 41 and realize I've received the gift of contentment. For the most part.

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I just had a birthday. I turned 41. I know what you're thinking: Did I go to Vegas? Did My Guy whisk me off to Paris? Or perhaps we ju...
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Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Book review: Bernadette Peters Hates Me.

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If you're anything like me, you have real problems with Broadway legends hating your guts. And you just wish this was an experience that...
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Small-town girl turned city woman. And no, I still can't parallel park.
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