I'm sorry to say that I'm not feeling funny. I'm sad and everything is terrible. People are hating each other and it makes me sa...

I know it's not appropriate to stomp your feet and yell, "No, no, no" upon reading the obituary of a 92-year-old woman. But th...

My dachshund attempted to eat the tennis balls off of an older lady's walker while my giant labradoodle made sweet, sweet love to his hu...

I found mine. We are in the midst of a kitchen remodel, so our house is filled with dust and the basement is now our primary living area. ...

When My Guy and I bought our house, we took one look at the kitchen and promptly announced that we couldn't possssssibly live with it. ...

1. I got a massage. This is my one great splurge - I get a rubdown every four weeks. After years of searching, I have finally found My Li...

As told from the not-at-all biased perspective of the poor, put-upon-yet-saintly wife. Stage 1: Oh, look, a mancold. I admit it. I had pr...