I had a second date tonight with my new friend from the Interwebnets. We just talked and talked and talked - I like him.
He told me about running into an elderly woman at his grandpa's funeral. She got right up in his face and said, "I bet you don't know who I am."
He admitted that no, he didn't. And she promptly announced, "I'm one of the twins!"
Turns out she was a cousin of his grandpa - and rather taken with Mr. Interwebnets. She asked him if he had a sweetheart.
When he replied no, she slapped him on the arm and announced, "Well! You should do that intercom dating!"
Heh heh heh.