tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post7186537157969238747..comments2023-10-30T06:46:11.502-05:00Comments on noodleroux: Nobody loves me like you do.Becky Brownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08351322716749475996noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-46992077166218248632009-02-10T12:38:00.000-06:002009-02-10T12:38:00.000-06:00I really wanted to write you a haiku, but my brain...I really wanted to write you a haiku, but my brain started hurting.<BR/><BR/>Email me the dirty one, though... yes??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-65693173515263654912009-02-09T14:45:00.000-06:002009-02-09T14:45:00.000-06:00Date guy? Soooo NEXT-ed. If I could put that in 72...Date guy? Soooo NEXT-ed. If I could put that in 72-point font, I would. Good for you, dear. Never, ever call him back. NEXT.<BR/><BR/>You're a better person than I am for choosing not to post The Mysterious and Hilarious Haiku. Honestly, after I read it, I gave up on mine. But here's a peek at what could have been:<BR/><BR/>Your eighth grade boyfriend?<BR/>Fabulous! Cute, funny, smart<BR/>Too bad he likes men<BR/><BR/>Breaking up by phone<BR/>Ever done that, dear Cha Cha?<BR/>Yes! With MY cousin!<BR/><BR/>Fun'ral home intern<BR/>Took you to prom in a hearse?<BR/>Relationship: DeadSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05267136091474689729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-40542967554721368802009-02-09T12:24:00.000-06:002009-02-09T12:24:00.000-06:00Those are some great Haikus! Do email me the naug...Those are some great Haikus! Do email me the naughty one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-18924367360341540842009-02-09T10:59:00.000-06:002009-02-09T10:59:00.000-06:00Date Guy loses bigGlad you didn't waste your timeY...Date Guy loses big<BR/>Glad you didn't waste your time<BR/>Your future will rockhope505https://www.blogger.com/profile/17009340882214475628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-64214331265116251922009-02-09T07:40:00.000-06:002009-02-09T07:40:00.000-06:00Shucks! Not even honorable mention. I guess I need...Shucks! Not even honorable mention. I guess I need to practice on my haiku-making. Because, dear Cha Cha, I trust your judgment. <BR/><BR/>Continue discerning and don't question your standard. Dancing to Barry Manilow is far better than lowering your standards. <BR/><BR/>Peace,you gotta wonderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17185948145655907204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-57649395055653989592009-02-08T14:58:00.000-06:002009-02-08T14:58:00.000-06:00"Let me come over to your house with my favorite v..."Let me come over to your house with my favorite video and you can make dinner and put out." What a gem! How'd you let him get away? (She says, dripping with ill-concealed sarcasm).Karen Jensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540617923517042598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-20950155727410698652009-02-08T11:37:00.000-06:002009-02-08T11:37:00.000-06:00Glad you enjoyed my haiku. It was a fun contest.S...Glad you enjoyed my haiku. It was a fun contest.<BR/><BR/>Sounds like the third strike to me. Also sounds like he is too busy to have a social life. If you are already taking a backseat to work, it can only go downhill from there. You deserve someone who puts you first. The one doesn't sound like 'the guy'.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01775735773659440833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-29571358068667465822009-02-08T06:23:00.000-06:002009-02-08T06:23:00.000-06:00Good for you! And now you have time to think up so...Good for you! And now you have time to think up something perfect to say in case he does have the nerve to call you back. Bastard!Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05615149112130152767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7301586145140787353.post-14556367625312015332009-02-08T00:32:00.000-06:002009-02-08T00:32:00.000-06:00I feel like a Queen! Wow! I can't believe it... I ...I feel like a Queen! Wow! I can't believe it... I am humbled. My husband thanks you,too, because he no longer is back seat to the haiku- that is, till the next contest ;o)<BR/><BR/>Ok, lose him, before the hiney hurtin' begins. He is already BORing, and puts himself first. <BR/><BR/>Dude, she's just not that into you...LaDue & Crewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16379105459474039116noreply@blogger.com