Or maybe I understand social media and people confound me. That's more likely. Remember the Mean Girl who dissed me, pointedly asking ...

We are back from the beach. Sigh. It was great. We walked on the beach every morning. This was relaxing and exfoliated the crap out of...

Thanks for all of the book recommendations. Ordering books has been a nice respite from the canine oozing wounds / doggie diarrhea around my...

Lil' Frankfurter typically smells like fish. This is mostly due to his nasty-ass teeth. So, being the unreasonable mama I am, I took h...

I just realized that I have perfectly symmetrical chest and back zits. Disgusting in the front! Disgusting in the back! Did I mention that...

I haven't been writing about the shingles because dear God in heaven, I am sick of hearing myself talk about how I have a headache or I ...

I used to like that show, I really did. The lack of accountability occasionally made me crazy, but for the most part, it was a satisfying vi...