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Friday, April 14, 2017

Sometimes blessings hurt.

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Walter the Wonderdoodle is pure joy - jumping and exploring and drinking it all in. However. He's jumping on people and brand-new ki...
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Thursday, April 6, 2017

Making peace with my emotional maturity. Also? Why doesn't someone ask me to prom?

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It never occurred to me that there were things I couldn't do. Sure, there were things I didn't want to do, like run or physically ex...
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Monday, April 3, 2017

Things the puppy wants to chew: A room-by-room compendium.

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Bathroom Toilet brush Toilet paper Plunger The little plastic cup thingys that cover the toilet bolts Actually, anything toilet-relate...
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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Seventeen things I've learned from having a puppy for lo these six days.

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Although I have long been a crazy dog lady, I have never had a puppy until Walter the Wonderdoodle came into our home just a few days ago. H...
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Thursday, March 9, 2017

Death and Mexico.

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Because I strive to celebrate the absurd and find the humor, I'm going to tell you how it really went down. I took a long-awaited girl...
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Thursday, March 2, 2017

Goodnight, sweet prince.

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The joke is that I had to marry my husband because I fell in love with his dog. Who wouldn't love this face? It's funny becau...
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Friday, February 17, 2017

In which you're just gonna have to get your own snacks and toilet paper.

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Did you feel a slight seismic tremor yesterday? It was a woman saying, "Fuck right off." Except in nicer language. My pal serv...
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Small-town girl turned city woman. And no, I still can't parallel park.
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