I cured my gum disease.
I am truly fascinated by the magic gnomes employed by Google. Truly.
I bet they used to be baristas. Baristas who gave people regular instead of decaf just for the hell of it.
In other news, Mr. Wonderful made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Mr. Wonderful: (something stupid)
Me: That's fine. That's just fine.
Mr. Wonderful: I speak Woman, so I know that what you just said actually means 'I will cut you, bitch.'
Me: Wow - you're right! You are fluent. Watch your back!
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