Butt naked with glitter on ya. And a beeper.

Check out Erykah Badu talking about how to make it in the music business. It involves getting a scalp implant and shilling for Nabisco and super deluxe tampons.

Don’t mind me. I’m just convulsing with laughter. In my cube. At Corporate Behemoth. And thinking that perhaps corporate life isn’t all that different from the music industry.