Cha Cha, this is your life!

A few random things:

1. The other day, I noticed a few kernels of popcorn on the floor of a stall in the ladies' room at Corporate Behemoth. This means someone took popcorn with them into the stall. Now, while I have been known to linger in a stall and do some deep breathing as a means of stress relief, I've never actually brought snacks. I'm going to be all judgmental and say, "EWWW!"

2. Second Chance Guy won't let up.

First, there was this text: If I call, will u answer?

Umm? Considering I haven't responded to any of your texts in two weeks? I'm guessing the answer should be apparent.

Then, there was the e-mail via match.com:
Subject: Hi
I just wanted to say hi.

Ok, then. I just hope "hi" isn't code for "I'm sitting outside of your house in my van and don't you mind the duct tape and packing knife in the seat next to me."

I'm starting to be a bit creeped out, although my shrink thinks the e-mail means he's getting the message.

3. Because I love Journey, this made me laugh and laugh and laugh.


And ... that's all I've got.