Monday, November 3, 2014

Things I said before 9 a.m.

"The backyard is not a buffet!"

"Are you trying to have a shit-eating grin?"

"Eating poo is not your best life decision!"

"Don't lick his ween!"

"Put your penis away. Seriously."

It's gonna be a long day.
You're not the boss of me, lady.

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4 comments:

  1. slow panicNovember 3, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    what is with the poo eating?

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  2. Kari November 4, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    I have said these things as a parent of a human too.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 8, 2014 at 6:55 PM

    OH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!
    Because it made me laugh out loud and I needed to do that tonight.

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  4. Karen (formerly kcinnova)January 19, 2015 at 11:18 PM

    We adopted a 10yo black lab in September. I fear my future words.

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