All courtesy of the Oscars!
1. Diablo Cody winning best screenplay for Juno. Thanks for giving us outsiders a little hope ... although I hope that I don't have to work as a stripper to get a writing gig.
2. My favorite part of the Oscars, just like every year, is The Dead People Montage.
I know. I know!
3. Except this year, it was a little harder to follow because, umm ... the font size on the name banners was too small.
I'm going to go take some Metamucil and go to bed.