Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Like I don't feel inadequate enough already.

Now I have to worry about Martha-ing-up the Geriatric Poodle’s last days and final resting place.

And I’m sure Geriatric Poodle is bitter that I didn’t offer him the same opportunities as Martha’s beloved Paw Paw:

In addition to taking part in television commercials and several national print ads, he has been part of numerous photo shoots and is a familiar face on my television show, in my magazine, and on this blog.

Sigh. I feed him. And I did post his photo – does that count for anything?

Do I get any credit for the fact that as of yesterday, I’m now an expert on how to get nine-hour-old, crusty dog barf out of handmade, not-washer-safe quilts made with love and care by my mom? Do I earn some sort of Marthascout merit badge?

Yeah. I didn’t think so either. Maybe if I had scented the quilt with French lavender instead of just being happy it didn’t smell like Science Diet.

1 comment:

Melissa said...

You are beyond adequate. You need to stuff the Martha magazines into the recycle bin and shut off the HGTV and the rest of it and just BE!!! (seriously, when you stop comparing, it's incredible how wonderful you feel!)