Thursday, May 23, 2013

I married well, part 587.

Me: Have you ever read "The Grapes of Wrath?"

My Guy: No.

Me: Really?

My Guy: Well, you've never seen "Jurassic Park." That's way worse.

Me: Uh, you're comparing a 20-year-old summer blockbuster with a novel that is the cornerstone of American literature?

My Guy: It's not just a summer blockbuster. It has DINOSAURS.

Me: Do you even know what "The Grapes of Wrath" is about?

My Guy: Some mad-ass grapes.

Me: ...

My Guy: I rest my case.


Cassi said...

I'm totally with your guy on this one :-)

Leesa said...

How have you not seen Jurassic Park?!!

Wendy said...

mad-ass grapes. I kinda love that.

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

Cracking up here...

Rainbow Motel said... have not seen Jurassic Park?? Oops...sorry. It's just that it's so shocking. Sort of the same kind of shocking as when I tell people I hate the Matrix movies. All of them. Intensely.

Anonymous said...

I think you're both culturally deficient;)

Mrs. G. said...

I know I'm late to the party but: YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK?

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