Thursday, May 23, 2013

I married well, part 587.

Me: Have you ever read "The Grapes of Wrath?"

My Guy: No.

Me: Really?

My Guy: Well, you've never seen "Jurassic Park." That's way worse.

Me: Uh, you're comparing a 20-year-old summer blockbuster with a novel that is the cornerstone of American literature?

My Guy: It's not just a summer blockbuster. It has DINOSAURS.

Me: Do you even know what "The Grapes of Wrath" is about?

My Guy: Some mad-ass grapes.

Me: ...

My Guy: I rest my case.

7 comments:

  1. I'm totally with your guy on this one :-)

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  2. How have you not seen Jurassic Park?!!

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  3. mad-ass grapes. I kinda love that.

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  4. Wait...you have not seen Jurassic Park?? Oops...sorry. It's just that it's so shocking. Sort of the same kind of shocking as when I tell people I hate the Matrix movies. All of them. Intensely.

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  5. I think you're both culturally deficient;)

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  6. I know I'm late to the party but: YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK?

    Cha Cha-0
    Cha Cha's husband-1

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