This time, instead of just enjoying the delights of ladytime trash, he left bits of used, half-eaten ladyproducts in one of my shoes.
In an effort not to kill my dachshund terror, I have compiled a list of all of the pet names I use to refer to my canines. These are names of adoration, the monikers of love. You know, what I call them when I'm not saying "Who did this?" or "We go POTTY OUTSIDE."
I'm trying to channel the adorableness in hopes of forgetting the assholery.
|They're so cute when they're unconscious.|
|Actually, this guy is pretty OK all the time.|
- Little chickens
- Baby chickens
- Fluffy chickens
- Chicken pot pies
- Sweetness (this is a collective name, kind of like "Dawn" of "Tony Orlando and Dawn")
- Baby puppies
- Pumpkin bears
- Lil' pumpkins
- Baby bears
- Honky bears
- Fluffy honkies
- Crazy paws
- Love (again, another collective, back-up singer-esque name)
- Puppy loves
- Chow hounds
- Noodleroos (at last, the mystery of my blog title is solved - I named it after my dogs)