My mom has been visiting. Her cousins had a brunch yesterday, and it was the first time she'd seen them in 20 years.
I tagged along, and was the youngest person there. Mostly, I got to sit back and take it all in.
Honey, when you have a big ol' Irish Catholic family, you don't need to watch the stories on the teevee. You just pay attention to your own people and be entertained. I mean, after all, there are a gajillion kids to keep track of.
And the names! Every family has a Michael, a Mary, and a Patrick. There's a cousin who was supposed to be Michael, but since she ended up a girl? Well, she's Mary, but goes by Mickey.
There's Jim, and Big Jim, and Uncle Jim. My grandpa, Michael Edward, was surrounded by several Michaels and a handful of Eds, so he was simply "Bud." And there was Daddy Mike, who "knew people" and worked for the city for 42 years, if you know what I mean.
I'm not even kidding.
I know just enough about this part of the family to be truly dangerous. It's just enough to let my imagination run wild.
In my fantasy, Sister Pat is a Catholic superhero, flanked by her nephews Patrick, Patrick, and Mike. It turns out that great-grandpa Michael really was born on the boat on the way to the U.S., not in dirty ol' England. This means that Big Jim was able to get his Irish citizenship before he died, just like he'd hoped. And Daddy Mike, who "knew people," was a benevolent neighborhood do-gooder who leveraged his connections to take care of the less fortunate.
Or maybe they were all just flawed and interesting and imperfect like me.
After you die, people only say nice things about you. Well, unless you were really wretched (see also: my great-grandfather who burned down his son's house). But mostly, people just recall the nice stuff. It makes it easy to pretend that we imagined the humanness and the flaws, that our perceptions and memories are somehow incorrect and invalid.
The self-doubt is bullshit. But focusing on the good is also a kind gift.
In 70 years, when I've finally kicked the bucket, I want my family to talk about how Aunt Cha Cha had a knack for saying the wrong thing and laughing too loud. Tell 'em my house was always filled with dog hair but I was a nice lady anyway. Laugh about how all the kids called my husband Uncle Cheeseburger and how any baby would poop if he held them. Pass around a goofy snapshot of us, where he's making a face and I'm laughing with my mouth full of food, probably tooting a tiny bit in my effort not to spit food across the room.
Let us be human. Give us the break I have such a hard time giving myself.
How do you want to be remembered? Any interesting relatives in your past?
I want people to say You always knew what Holly was thinking
ReplyDeleteHmm . . . my mom's paternal uncles come to mind. They hoarded food at the end of WW2 and wouldn't share with starving family members (this was in Germany).
ReplyDeleteI'm surrounded by Roberts. My dad's name is Robert, his mother's name was Roberta, my nephew is Rob, and I married a Robert (who goes by Rob, never Bob, which is good because my dad goes by Bob and that would have just been weird).
On my dad's side, lots of lots of Jackies, Frannies, and Bobs. (Bob's your uncle!). My dad and my brother are Bobs.
ReplyDeleteOn my mother's side, we have Marie's, Loretta's, Margarets, Anita's. My daughter's middle name is Marie - got to keep it in the family.
As for characters, there are plenty of them on both sides. Uncle Adolf who made his own knives, Aunt Julie and all her kids, Uncle Jackie who was fond of calling at 2 am, my Granny, Uncle Elmie, my own father was quite a character.
I hope the stories they tell about me measure up to some of the ones we tell about those who came before us.
Yeah, they do remember the good stuff--unless you are awfully awful.
ReplyDeleteI hope people remember me as laughing and loving and a terrible cook but forgiving in spirit.
Cha Cha,it sounds like you've found a whole new branch of your family tree. Congrats! I would hope that I would be remembered as the mother/grandmother/aunt/friend who dispensed warm, loving hugs well and often to those around her. Well, and maybe for a wicked sense of humor too.
ReplyDeleteAn uncle who piloted bombers which destroyed German railroads in WWII and then flew in the Berlin Airlift. Me? I guess people might say that I was direct and loyal and that I had a rotten poker face which hid nothing.
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