Wednesday, October 17, 2012

But my teeth are lovely.

Yet another day o' corporate training. Would you like to see a process model of my trip for far? Sure you would!

Cha Cha -> Training -> Mind Explosion -> Cha Cha's Brain Oozing Out Her Ears

The end.

One day left. I'm ready to go home and see my sweet husband. We've been able to chat every night, and that helps my sanity. Traveling is OK, but it's just not the same as being home.

Case in point? I forgot my mouthguard. So, I've slept all week with a nekkid mouth. I mentioned my "lips together, teeth apart" mantra as I attempt not to clench my jaw while I sleep. It's the absentminded packer's sad-but-less-spitty mouthguard substitute.

My husband's response? "Well, I won't worry about you gettin' busy with some random dude on your business trip since you left all your sexiness at home."

Yes. When My Guy thinks of my mouthguard, he automatically thinks of sex. Or, Not Sexy.

You know that scene in "Date Night" where Tina Fey has already put her mouthguard in, and she responds to Steve Carrell's sexytime overtures by pulling her spitty mouthguard out, and he's all, "Uh, nevermind?"

This is my life. My poor husband.

I'm delirious and need to go home.

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Wanna read something a little more, erm, not insane? Check out my profile at Derfwad Manor's Slow Cook Thursday. There's a delicious recipe in there and everything!

9 comments:

Mrs. G. said...

Thanks for sharing on SCT, Cha Cha. Safe travels to your sweet home and husband!

cookingwithgas said...

but, but- you did not get to the Pottery! Come back and see us in whynot- we are way more fun than Chapel Hill!

Karen said...

Yay! I love Slow Cook Thursday, good job :)

Karen said...

Yay! I love Slow Cook Thursday, good job :)

Cyndi B. said...

Yay for SCT!

Have a safe trip home!

Dorrie said...

I have forgotten my mouth guard before. I recommend you go to your local CVS or other phamacy and pick up one of these. I now keep one in my toiletry bag for emergencies. It isn't as good as my dentist-provided mouth guard, but it does work.

http://www.drugstore.com/dentek-comfort-fit-nightguard-one-size/qxp187616?catid=183795

Violet said...

It made me happy when I saw you featured on SCT. :)

I have sleep apnea so I use a cpap machine. I feel your sexy-factor pain.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

That scene in Date Night is awesome--and I love that My (your) Guy refers to it that way.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

We use the same moisturizer and detergent!!! And that recipe is pure Midwestern awesomeness.
Soul sistah, when will we meet IRL? I can hardly stand it.