PROM!
I know it's only the end of March and technically I have a few more days before officially freaking out, but ... no one has asked me to prom yet. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm 38 and married, but still. I am a fun time!
Pinterest is all prom this and prom that ... so, of course, that's my excuse for looking at prom dresses online. I'm pleased to see that the whole princess, full-skirt thing seems to be the direction of this year's fashions. Because I'm 87 years old and prefer my high school girls not to look like streetwalkers. However, I did notice a startling pattern in many photos.
These girls all look like they have really bad yeast infections.
Why would the models be coached to cross their legs and put a hand in their crotchal regions if not to give the illusion of intense ladyparts discomfort?
She's smiling to hide the pain, but those crossed legs give her away.
File this under "what cannot be unseen," but seriously. I had to share. What's up with these poses?
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Oh gods! Yes! Best post of the century! (Is that a bit audacious? Anyway.)
Please continue.
Puts a new spin on the term "crotchety", doesn't it? I, too, am old enough to dislike prom dresses that look as though they can be worn while servicing a stripper pole.
(Which reminds me--we visited a neighborhood open house and were appalled to see a stripper-pole installed in the master bedroom, bolted right through the carpet. There was also a giant BONG on the mantel. So do you really want to sell this dive, or what?)
The lady bits gotta breathe to avoid a yeast encounter and you just know that these fabrics do anything but!
Ha!
Heather: High praise. Thank you.
Jenny: What the helllll? What realtor would allow a house to have a bong on the mantel? I guess you've got to admire their gumption.
Rainbow: You are so, so right! Perhaps we could market a new line of dresses made of "breathable" fabrics - and our motto could be something classy like "Don't let prom trash you vag."
Oh god. This makes a frightening amount of sense. Well done!
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