Monday, November 3, 2014

Things I said before 9 a.m.

"The backyard is not a buffet!"

"Are you trying to have a shit-eating grin?"

"Eating poo is not your best life decision!"

"Don't lick his ween!"

"Put your penis away. Seriously."

It's gonna be a long day.
You're not the boss of me, lady.

4 comments:

slow panic said...

what is with the poo eating?

Kari said...

I have said these things as a parent of a human too.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

OH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!
Because it made me laugh out loud and I needed to do that tonight.

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

We adopted a 10yo black lab in September. I fear my future words.