Thursday, July 13, 2017

All Walter does is win.

It's time for America's favorite game show ...

WHAT'S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

Today's contestant is our reigning champion, Walter the Wonderdoodle! Walter initially came on our show at his mother's urging, as she was astounded by the number of times each day that she asked him, "Walter, what's in your mouth?"
"Am serious dog. Take challenge seriously."
During his reign as our "What's In Your Mouth?" champion, Walter has had many interesting things in his mouth, including bark, socks, mail, underwear, shoes, silverware, pens, newspapers, paperclips, a nut and bolt combo, rocks, toilet paper, and his brother, who is a miniature dachshund. It's all part of what makes Walter such a winner!

Today, let's see what Walter has for us. Hey, Walter!

WHAT'S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

Drum roll please ... oh, folks, this is truly a thrill. Walter the Wonderdoodle has really stepped up his game and has something special for us today. Walter, what's in your mouth?

Ladies and gentleman ... it's a box of matches!
That's no little matchbook, folks. That's an entire box of kitchen matches! Turns out our lovable little doodle is also a burgeoning pyromaniac, the little scamp. Let's hear it for Walter!

And thanks to his creative choices, Walter wins ... a heart attack for his mother! Oh, isn't she a lucky lady? Congratulations to you all!
"Am dog. Am very good boy."
Will Walter be able to keep his streak going? We wouldn't bet against him! Join us next time on America's favorite game show ...

WHAT'S!

IN!

YOUR!

MOUTH!

10 comments:

Leesa said...

If I recall correctly, 'condom' should be on the list, too. Because really ... it takes serious talent to get that deflated latex off the ground and

IN!

HIS!

MOUTH!

Becky Brown said...

OMG. You're right, Leesa. I've willed myself to forget it but yes ... a condom. And cigarette butts. But a condom.

Becky said...

The other day I discovered my dog eating the dried up seed pods of a tulip popular. She also enjoys eating cicadas. I guess she likes crunchy things?

Dogs are weird.

Becky Brown said...

Becky, Lil' Frank is obsessed with eating cicadas! You are 100% correct - dogs are crazy weird.

Cyndi B. said...

LOL! Great post! My friend's dog ate a cardboard box which had nails in it. He didn't eat the nails, JUST THE BOX. She still can't figure out how he did that.

Becky Brown said...

Well ... thank God he didn't eat the nails. Dogs can really smart in their dumbness. Also? Please don't tell Walter this story or he'll want to try it for himself!

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

I did the drum roll on my belly. Red wine is good for your heart.

Trixie Bang Bang said...

at least he keeps it interesting... :)

Andrea said...

I can't decide if this sounds like more fun than "where exactly did you pee"? 😂Walter for the win!

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

That is TOO MUCH. Seriously.
Plus the sweet mug on that guy.