I like Monday.

Things I like today:

I like sitting around in my nightgown at 2:30 on a Saturday afternoon, watching vh1 and eating roasted garlic Triscuits.

I like helping a girlfriend break in her new convertible on a sunny afternoon, even if the wind does give me a Jackson 5-worthy 'fro.

I like meeting up with Mr. eHarmony after not seeing him for 10 days and feeling like no time has passed.

I like kissing Mr. eHarmony on his couch and having a rush of panic thinking that his parents will walk in on us.

Because he lives with his parents?

No.

Because I feel like I'm in high school.