One inspiring thing and two things that make me sound old.

All courtesy of the Oscars!

1. Diablo Cody winning best screenplay for Juno. Thanks for giving us outsiders a little hope ... although I hope that I don't have to work as a stripper to get a writing gig.

2. My favorite part of the Oscars, just like every year, is The Dead People Montage.

I know. I know!

3. Except this year, it was a little harder to follow because, umm ... the font size on the name banners was too small.

I'm going to go take some Metamucil and go to bed.