It's the third week of January. It's been foggy all week. It's the busiest time of year at Corporate Behemoth and my team is understaffed. My jeans are too tight and I'm tired.
I need some of this.
And to remember all about this.Sadly, I did not get the calming, rejuvenating kick I had hoped for by spending the evening in my pajamas, watching The Biggest Loser. Somebody needs to kick some of those people in their situations, if you know what I mean. It's called personal accountability - you might look into it.
What were we talking about again?
Oh, right. Not getting mired down in the yuck. I'm taking personal accountability.