I know I'm a little late to the party, but have you seen Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It?
It's a preview of the rocker's newest reality show, wherein he lets us all in on his home life with his babymama and two daughters.
Sound familiar? Gee, I wonder why. I had this little brainchild a few weeks ago, but I called it "Leave It To Bret."
Whatever. I ain't hatin'. Basically, I'm lovin' this show, which started production before Bret's recent rash of health issues. vh1 promises that the series will air this fall, and that they will replay the preview 267,983,468 times between now and then.
As much as I was enthralled by all the skanks on Rock of Love Bus, and as much as I really hope Bret will host Slut Rehab to reach out to the ladies displaced by the end of that television franchise? Well, I'm even more enthralled now with Bret. Not in a creepy stalker way. He just seems like genuine guy.
Need proof? Check out Bret chilling with his infamously gassy 4-year-old in one of those plastic kiddie castles.
"I spend a lot of time in the castle. Jorja learned how to swear while Daddy was building the magic castle ... "
It's my life dream that My Boyfriend Dave Grohl will one day have his own reality show. But until then? Well, I'm counting down the days until Bret's show is my own personal Weekly Television Event.
You know, like a miniseries from the 80s. But better.