Like a rabid hyena.
So ... my future father-in-law is randomly inviting people to the rehearsal dinner. The rehearsal dinner that he's not hosting and is in no way involved, except as a guest. A probable guest, as we had received no confirmation that he was actually attending.
Bwah ha! Ha ha ha!
My Guy set him straight and told me, "I'm starting to think my family is mentally deficient."
Har har har! Bwah ha ha ha ha!
I am so ready for this wedding business to be over.