Me: Have you ever read "The Grapes of Wrath?"
My Guy: No.
Me: Really?
My Guy: Well, you've never seen "Jurassic Park." That's way worse.
Me: Uh, you're comparing a 20-year-old summer blockbuster with a novel that is the cornerstone of American literature?
My Guy: It's not just a summer blockbuster. It has DINOSAURS.
Me: Do you even know what "The Grapes of Wrath" is about?
My Guy: Some mad-ass grapes.
Me: ...
My Guy: I rest my case.
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I'm totally with your guy on this one :-)
How have you not seen Jurassic Park?!!
mad-ass grapes. I kinda love that.
Cracking up here...
Wait...you have not seen Jurassic Park?? Oops...sorry. It's just that it's so shocking. Sort of the same kind of shocking as when I tell people I hate the Matrix movies. All of them. Intensely.
I think you're both culturally deficient;)
I know I'm late to the party but: YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN JURASSIC PARK?
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