|Everything is so good. I love you.|
Big Doodle looooooves me. Big Doodle wants to be with me all the time. Big Doodle forgives my imperfections.
Dogs are God in physical form.
When you get a dog, you initially think of what they are going to bring to your life - love, someone to talk to, a reason to exercise. But you end up serving the dog - providing for its physical needs, finding toys or activities for enrichment, lavishing attention and time. But instead of being thankless work, this service just makes your relationship with the dog better and better. The more you give, the more you get.
It's not all sunshine and roses. I'm pretty sure dachshunds are Old Testament God, all full of vengeance and wrath.
|You have displeased me.|
This is my ministry. Or my Sisyphean struggle. But mostly, my blessing.