Yeah, I'm living the dream.

Another Friday night eating cereal for dinner and watching Say Yes to the Dress. And yes, I'm in heaven.

So, I had my fabulous vacation adventure, which I will dish about in the coming days. And then I was home for two whole days (that's 48 hours to those of you playing along at home) before I had to up and go to Boston on behalf of Corporate Behemoth.

I got home at 12:30 this morning.

And then at 9 a.m., I had a mandatory human resources workshop about accountability.

I was accountable. I was there. I was even clothed and semi-conscious.

And tonight? Obviously, I have never been so happy to be vegging on my dog-hair-encrusted sofa in my whole entire life.

It's been more than two weeks since I last blogged. I've missed it terribly. I've missed the creative outlet and recording the mundane stuff that makes up life. And I've missed my friends. I hope you haven't all forgotten about me. I hope you come back.

I guess coming back to blogging is a lot like coming home. I haven't been here in the last two weeks, so I find myself looking around and saying, "I like my house!" It's filthy and the milk in the fridge is slightly sour. But I'm so glad to be here. And even though I'm tired and this is a totally dull post, I'm so glad to be blogging, too.

In the next few days, I'll share such exciting tales as:

• How waterfowl almost kidnapped my mama


• Vacation book report: four books that are, like, good and stuff


• Why I almost had to kick some southern girls' dainty asses


• Where my brain is regarding boys, men and everything in between


• The importance of remembering where you are when you adjust your bikini bottom

Stay tuned!