Me: I will only go to Branson if we can see Dolly Parton.
My Guy: She’s not usually there.
Me: Well, nevermind then.
My Guy, thinking, but smartly not verbally expressing: You are insane.
Me: Have you ever seen 9 to 5?
My Guy: I don’t think so.
Me: It’s a fantastic movie! She’s so funny!
My Guy: Is that the one where she dresses like a man?
Me, thinking but also verbally expressing: What? No! You’re insane!
My Guy: Oh, right. That’s Yentl.
Me, dead on floor from laughter-induced heart attack: Noooooo!
My Guy: Oh, right.
Me: Bwah ha ha!
My Guy: I’m your husband! You’re so lucky! Jesus decrees that you love me even though I get my 80s movies confused!
Me: How could you confuse Dolly Parton and Barbra Streisand?
My Guy: I DON’T KNOW!
Me: Well, you’re obviously straight.
And … scene!
My Guy: She’s not usually there.
Me: Well, nevermind then.
My Guy, thinking, but smartly not verbally expressing: You are insane.
Me: Have you ever seen 9 to 5?
My Guy: I don’t think so.Me: It’s a fantastic movie! She’s so funny!
My Guy: Is that the one where she dresses like a man?
Me, thinking but also verbally expressing: What? No! You’re insane!
My Guy: Oh, right. That’s Yentl.
Me, dead on floor from laughter-induced heart attack: Noooooo!My Guy: Oh, right.
Me: Bwah ha ha!
My Guy: I’m your husband! You’re so lucky! Jesus decrees that you love me even though I get my 80s movies confused!
Me: How could you confuse Dolly Parton and Barbra Streisand?
My Guy: I DON’T KNOW!
Me: Well, you’re obviously straight.
And … scene!
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4 comments:
LOVE your response! Clearly he IS straight. Very straight. At first I was thinking he meant Tootsie! Which is a man dressed as a woman and even less likely.
yeah, that's funny stuff!
THAT is so rich! Streisand and Parton--you can see how he'd be confused.
Like Janet, I also thought he meant Tootsie - and that is even less likely (confusing Dustin and Dolly?!). Though I admit that confusing Barbra and Dolly is quite an achievement too...
Hope you're feeling better now!
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