Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Second Chance Guy strikes again! And again!

First, it was sort of sad but sort of endearing. Then it just got pitiful. Then? All sorts of creepy.

Second Chance Guy is now Creepy Stalker Guy.

And, for your reading pleasure, he's back!

First, this weekend, there was this text: As a friend, do you have plans next wednesday?

Uh, yeah. Next Wednesday, I'm filing a restraining order.

Then, today, this text: Will u check out my new match.com pic and tell me what u think?

Seriously? Considering that you've been texting me for a month and I haven't yet responded, do you really think I'm going to take the time to review your photo and offer you feedback?

That's the part that's really creepy. I don't think he's going to show up on my doorstep. But I am amazed that someone has so little sense of boundaries and social nuance. Hell, not even social nuance at this point - social being-hit-with-an-anvil.

My friend CB has offered to text him and be all, "Why do you keep texting my wife? I just got back from Iraq and I will not put up with this shit! You're gonna die!"

But I'm thinking that might be too subtle.


Unknown said...

wow. if creepy stalker guy were writing his resume, he could say that he is "persistent, goal oriented, dogged, and committed to finishing what he starts." We could say that he just should be committed.

Saucy said...

Although stalkers are irksome and worrisome at the outset, they provide excellent blog fodder later. Please keep us posted. For the LOLS.

Anonymous said...

I think I may have soiled myself laughing so hard at this post.
Cha Cha, you KILL Me!!!

Tumble Fish Studio said...

Your commenters (except me) are as funny as you are. I enjoy reading the comments you get ALMOST, not quite, but almost as much as what you write! hee hee

I don't get the lasagna pix. I have to go try now - this is a fun game, googling creepy stalker guy. I thought I could call him and tell him I was your partner (your woman hubby) returning from somewhere but he might like that. Have your brother call and sound really big and mean. He can do that after he helps paint, scours the yard for other creepy stuff to throw over the fence, I mean put in the trash, so his trip is really worthwhile. He should do it on the first day he is there so if creepy guy drives by, he'll see you two working together on the painting.

LaDue & Crew said...

Oh crap and how did I miss this post, too! And an amazing one at that!

Tell him your new position at the CIA or FBI won't allow you to date a guy like him... then leave it at that, and see what new texts you can use as blog fodder. This could be the beginnings of a new noodleroux book series...