Friday, November 21, 2008

Things that are awesome.

I-Wish-I-Had-Thought-Of-It Awesome:
Weekly World News headline: Baby Seals Club Hunter

And-She-Did-Not-Disappoint Awesome:
The psychiatrist's Ditsy Receptionist? Was there today. She had gotten a perm.

This-Is-My-Life Awesome:
The Geriatric Poodle peed on the couch

The-Most-Awesomest-Of-The-Awesome Awesome:
After sitting on the couch, watching tv - alone - on a Friday night, I realized that my left butt cheek was cold and, strangely, wet. Then - and only then - did I realize that the Geriatric Poodle had peed on the couch.

11 comments:

Starshine said...

Oh, bummer!

andij1967 said...

I can relate. One night, I was snuggled up in bed and my Not-at-all-geriatric-but-rebellious-teenager-dog started nudging me to go out. I was practically asleep (it was like 2 AM), so I ignored him. He retaliated by lifting his leg and peeing on my left shoulder.

I not only had to restrain myself from strangling the dog, but had to strip the bed, spray it down with the disinfectant spray (which made it wet and therefore temporarily uninhabitable), take a shower, and try to get some sleep on the couch.

Yes, the dog is still alive. Barely.

Madge said...

our mutt dog went through a stage a couple of months ago where she peed on our bed, every few days or so. we'd discover it at 11:00 p.m. when we were crawling into bed. "heeeyyy, what is THAT?"

kerry said...

A perm, that's perfect for the mental image I have of this poor girl.

I was catsitting years ago- woke up to find kitty vomiting on my pillow. Joys.

andij1967 said...

Oh, and I've tagged you for a meme on my blog. You're not obligated to do it... I just wanted to send more traffic your way because you are so AWESOME! ;-)

andij1967 said...

Oh, also... was this YOU on FailBlog?

http://failblog.org/2008/11/21/chacha-fail/

distracted by shiny objects said...

Psychiatrist's receptionist...Excellent...you have provided a vision to strive for in my retirement years. with. cleavage. That just makes me laugh:>)

Saucy said...

A perm? Tell us more! Short? Spiral? Was she already faux colour? I must have a visual on this chick.

LaDue & Crew said...

HA! Stupid receptionist... let's get her some coke bottle glasses now.

you gotta wonder said...

Thank you for this awesome post. You made me laugh before dawn. What a great way to start the day. Did the receptionist's perm look like the poodle's do?

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Oh my. I hope you had white vinegar handy to clean up--and a dry spot to move to:)