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And-She-Did-Not-Disappoint Awesome:
The psychiatrist's Ditsy Receptionist? Was there today. She had gotten a perm.
This-Is-My-Life Awesome:
The Geriatric Poodle peed on the couch
The-Most-Awesomest-Of-The-Awesome Awesome:
After sitting on the couch, watching tv - alone - on a Friday night, I realized that my left butt cheek was cold and, strangely, wet. Then - and only then - did I realize that the Geriatric Poodle had peed on the couch.
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Oh, bummer!
I can relate. One night, I was snuggled up in bed and my Not-at-all-geriatric-but-rebellious-teenager-dog started nudging me to go out. I was practically asleep (it was like 2 AM), so I ignored him. He retaliated by lifting his leg and peeing on my left shoulder.
I not only had to restrain myself from strangling the dog, but had to strip the bed, spray it down with the disinfectant spray (which made it wet and therefore temporarily uninhabitable), take a shower, and try to get some sleep on the couch.
Yes, the dog is still alive. Barely.
our mutt dog went through a stage a couple of months ago where she peed on our bed, every few days or so. we'd discover it at 11:00 p.m. when we were crawling into bed. "heeeyyy, what is THAT?"
A perm, that's perfect for the mental image I have of this poor girl.
I was catsitting years ago- woke up to find kitty vomiting on my pillow. Joys.
Oh, and I've tagged you for a meme on my blog. You're not obligated to do it... I just wanted to send more traffic your way because you are so AWESOME! ;-)
Oh, also... was this YOU on FailBlog?
http://failblog.org/2008/11/21/chacha-fail/
Psychiatrist's receptionist...Excellent...you have provided a vision to strive for in my retirement years. with. cleavage. That just makes me laugh:>)
A perm? Tell us more! Short? Spiral? Was she already faux colour? I must have a visual on this chick.
HA! Stupid receptionist... let's get her some coke bottle glasses now.
Thank you for this awesome post. You made me laugh before dawn. What a great way to start the day. Did the receptionist's perm look like the poodle's do?
Oh my. I hope you had white vinegar handy to clean up--and a dry spot to move to:)
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