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The psychiatrist's Ditsy Receptionist? Was there today. She had gotten a perm.
The Geriatric Poodle peed on the couch
After sitting on the couch, watching tv - alone - on a Friday night, I realized that my left butt cheek was cold and, strangely, wet. Then - and only then - did I realize that the Geriatric Poodle had peed on the couch.