Monday, May 18, 2009

Birthdays and haikus and embarassment, oh my!

I have learned an important life lesson, and I'd like to share it with you.

When you're all jet-laggy from a horrible business trip? And you drag yourself into work anyway? And then the next day you go out on a date and don't get to bed until 2? And then the day after that you go to a birthday sleepover extravaganza? And then the day after that you get up early and then pretend to be normal all day? And then the day after that is Monday and you realize at 7:15 a.m. that you have an appointment at your allergist - whose office is 25 minutes away - at 8 a.m.?

Yeah. The important life lesson is that all of that shit makes you really, really, really tired. And it makes you a really, really, really crappy blogger.

I have missed you all! Almost as much as I miss sleep!

My birthday was pretty low-key and pretty great. I have many kind, thoughtful friends. And I love the fact that my brother called me the day after my birthday, sang a song on my voicemail, and then realized mid-song that he wasn't sure if my actual birthday was that day or the day before. Poochie is infamous in our family for not remembering any birthdays ever, and he did not disappoint.

But what is disappointing is that it's taken me so long to highlight the fantastic "I'm so glad I'm not 13 anymore" haikus! Thank you to everyone who submitted a verse about their awkward adolescence. Here are some gems:

From the lovely Green Girl:
backstabbing, pretty,
two-faced, flattering, cunning
popular girls ruled

Mmm hmm. Girl, that is so true. Those bitches made my life hell. Laura Bailey, who would walk past me in the hall and say random stuff like "Nice pants, loser?" I'm looking at you.

Sweet Dorrie wrote:
Oh, to be thirteen
Acting like you are so cool
Knowing you are not...

Ohhh. I knew a lot of girls who were like this at 21, too.

Sister Three chimed in:
Why don't they see me
I have so much to offer
Please give me a chance

I happen to know Sister Three pretty well, and I will say that she does have a lot to offer. Also, she needs a blog.

My sweet friend You Gotta Wonder wrote about that all-too-awful part of ... blossoming:
From tomboy to girl
I go from stick to figure
Unwelcome changes

Confession: a girl in my gym class told a bunch of boys that I had the best boobs in 7th grade. I was mortified. I still am.

Husband of BFF even got into the action, although I'm pretty sure he's not interested in a Lurlene McDaniel novel:
Why am I so pissed?
Parents don't know anything
My life really sucks

I think the pissed part might be more of a guy 13-year-old thing, but I can certainly relate.

The amazing Magic27, who is herself a birthday girl today, wrote the truth about every 13-year-old girl:
Smallest in the class
Pathologically shy
Goddess deep inside

I really, really love the idea of 13-year-old girls being goddesses deep inside. And so, the fantastic prize pack goes to Magic27 - foreign postage be damned!

I do have a special award for drawer queen:
Envious laughter?
Purple zip front shorts jump suit
I made it myself

Yes, that laughter is envious. Very, very jealous. Drawer queen, if you send me a photo of this fashion-forward ensemble - and allow me to post it - I will knit you a scarf from the most gorgeous art yarn I just scored on etsy.com. I'm not kidding. E-mail me. Let's talk. At the very least, I want to go shopping with you in the hopes your sense of style will rub off.

Thank you all for reading, and for commenting, and for generally making my life better. Seriously.

8 comments:

Dorrie said...

It was your birthday! You deserved a break to celebrate YOU!... but you were missed too! Glad you enjoyed your birthday! Love the haiku contests. They are all fun to read. Now get some rest!:)

Cyndi B. said...

Happy belated birthday!!

Now get some sleep already!

Magic27 said...

Hi Cha Cha,

I am beyond thrilled to have won (especially as for some reason the comments section for your haiku contest post has disappeared so I didn't see any entries other than the couple sent in before mine) and will send you something French and British (no, not snails and chips!) in return once I get my act together.
Happy belated birthday (May birthdays are THE BEST)! And thank you, thank you, thank you again!
PS Will e-mail you my address...

you gotta wonder said...

Glad you're back! We've missed you. I've been burning the candle at both ends myself (although not really around any kind of social life) so I can relate.

Get some rest!

LaDue & Crew said...

I feel so lost without my daily dose of Cha Cha... rest up my friend! I hope your birthday brought some amazing loot ;-)

We've had graduations and parties like crazy here... I feel like a stranger at my own computer!

Madge said...

happy birthday! love the haikus -- 'specially the goddess comment...

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Many Happy Returns, Cha Cha! Those were some great haikus--why do I know this? I am still cringing because they brought me back to a BAD time in my life--13!

Saucy said...

Drawer Queen rules! Damn, I missed the haiku event and during my divorce, I was the haiku queen!

I never told you
your hairline is receding
you look like an ass.

Simple and blunt, to the point. I have more.